Something missing from all of our lives, a middle-aged guy with a man purse, the action figure! Mattel gives us some uncanny valley with the Minecraft movie figures featuring a life-like appearance that is sure to haunt your dreams. Check out these cool figures we saw at Toy Fair and celebrate the film.

Available in stores at Target, Walmart, and in limited quantities from Amazon.

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